Sometimes I like to think Alcide is real and he and Joe are the same person.

Oh, straight people.

Relevant.

I'm guessing whoever wrote no. 29 has never made the mistake of using Dr. Brommer's Peppermint soap near their genitals.

In the past few months I've become a Roommate Who is Never There due to pretty much living with my girlfriend. My roommate is a dude and a sloppy one at that; I can tell from my occasional appearances at our apartment that it is slowly falling into total grossness. He stopped cleaning up the sink after shaving a while…

Man, if anyone is into queer chicks farting, my girlfriend and I could make a mint.

It goes both ways, folks. A worthwhile midwife will be able to recognize if the baby is in trouble and call an ambulance or take a client to the ER. On the other hand, I know of a few midwives who have their clients sign documents that say in effect a midwife is not a doctor and to proceed at your own risk.

Holy shit, the Kratt Brothers are still in the biz?!

These shoes are insane!

Hook was an important part of my childhood.

Or 4.05 Duggars.

because, forget the kids, what about YOUR immune system

With regard to no. 36, my girlfriend is inexperienced with vibrators and being a cute nerd, she made a joke about light sabers the first time I brought out a vibe during sex. I rolled my eyes so hard.

My girlfriend is genuinely disinterested in music. As a bit of a music snob, this bothered me at first, but then I realized I get to play whatever I want at home or in the car and she has no objections. Plus, I don't have to force myself to like a band just because she does and I will never be dragged to a concert…

I need job advice yo! I'm applying to the local university for an open spot in the student ID office. The job description calls for an application, a cover letter, a resume and transcripts. I took a peek at the application form and there is a section for previous employment. I feel there would be a lot of overlap…

I've been eating Red Velvet Cake ice cream lately and it's been turning my poo a shade of red best described as brick-like

Did you do it with a dehydrator or without? I do a work exchange on a vegetable farm and it seems like kale is always available, but I don't know what to do with it.

On one hand, I can see the benefit of taking birth pictures, especially if a relative can't make it to see the baby right away. On the other hand, I think it is a little strange to be poking cameras in an infant's face when it's only been out of the womb for like 10 minutes. The baby should have time to catch his or…

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I'm a desk clerk at a chain motel and I've been working overnight only since at least March if not earlier. It's a huge pain in the ass. I feel like I can't get anything important done because I'm usually asleep during normal business hours and therefore can't take care of certain errands. It's only gotten worse…