My girlfriend's birthday is tomorrow and I finally got all of her presents together tonight. (I'm giving her a few small things instead of one big thing, plus dinner.) Anyway, now that that is out of the way, I can finally start working on my costume for a con I'm going to at the end of July. It's my first con and I'm…

Hey, I work overnight too! It's a total bitch, isn't it?

Thanks for the tip! The butter is for brownies, but I think I'm going to take a little nip out of the bowl just to see what the butter tastes like by itself.

It's not 100% accurate, but I swear I can feel when my tampon is full.

I had an awesome dinner planned out — stuffed peppers and green beans sauteed with garlic scapes. Then I took a nap, and I was like, fuck it I want some Jimmy John's.

I know a few lesbians with dachshunds, and as a lesbian, I want one myself. You can't go wrong with a corgi though. They're just cuddly and smart.

Chihuahuas are indicated to be thought of as the dog of choice for "dumb women" who are "probably hot" and are "five times more likely to have a one-night stand"

I've never heard of any of these, but I am quite amused. The next time I need an alias, it's totally going to be Kiki Titking.

Well said! (My girlfriend is trans.) Welcome aboard to Jezebel.

In my head I shouted, "I am a golden god!"

I remember how Peggy got the Topaz account, and I'm surprised no one told them she was gone. On the other hand, I guess there would be no reason for anyone at SCDP to tell them.

Did anyone else notice that after the Topaz presentation at the beginning of the episode Ginsberg and Stan were fighting? I guess Peggy was the glue that held the scrappy little creative department together. Also, the Topaz people said something about getting "a girl's opinion" on the pitch. I thought that was an…

OMG, I'm getting so nervous thinking about the Mad Men season finale tomorrow night.

To ease your pain (or possibly exacerbate it), here's a video of Romney being unable to identify a donut.

LOL.

I had Aldi's brand tortellini with some bread and butter.

Matt Bomer, I know you're a gay man, and I'm a gay lady, but this picture of you still makes me feel funny in the ladyparts.

From whatshouldwecallme: "When I heard Hannah Montana got engaged."

H is for people with HIV.

Or, you know, trans women in general.