OMG. I wanted something, ANYTHING between them to happen last night.

I've been sexually active since I was 20 and I've always been into it. I'm a lesbian, though, so maybe I'm hardwired to enjoy it?

I have a job question, yo!

I admit I haven't been paying much attention to this because I scoff at the idea of a film version of LM actually turning out okay. This looks like it has potential though.

I'm a night clerk at a chain motel and one of my duties is to clean the lobby. However, the day manager recently redecorated and put curtains, well, half-curtains, in all of the windows. I now have zero motivation to wipe them down with industrial Windex.

Oh, man, I totally forgot about Ruby Redbird. It is so tasty.

My ex has one and she let me borrow it sometimes. (I'm also a girl). I didn't like it. It's pretty, but it was so heavy as to distract from the experience.

I really, really hate the phrase "masturbation sleeve."

Yo, Babeland is offering 20% off everything this weekend. The coupon code is MD20. Also, there is free shipping on orders $125 or more.

Love it.

This is how well things are going with my new girlfriend.

She's also rumored to sex up the ladies, which of course, is also not allowed.

This makes me wonder how old my mother will live to be. She drinks at least 2-3 cups of coffee a day, and outside of that, only water or skim milk. For as long as I can remember (20ish years), she has never drank alcohol or smoked anything. She also never gets sick. I guess she must be doing something right.

O hai, heteronormativity!

Yes, but when will glass dildos stop making me giggle because they look like weed pipes?

I'm kind of loving Anne Hathaway with short hair (and in a bikini).

Wow, this makes me incredibly thankful my local Planned Parenthood offered the shots for free (or practically free) a few years ago.

Yo, I need some fashion advice. I'm interested (or at least think I am) in buying a sundress or two for the summer. However, I'm a bit chubby and my stomach sticks out more than my boobs. Dresses and tops tend to be a danger zone because they have the potential to make me look pregnant. I need some pointers and/or…

Oh, my. If it makes you feel any better, my last name is a euphemism for sex. It's German and I've seen other spellings of it, but it looks like my family got stuck with the most straightforward way of spelling it. Moreover, my first initial is C, so my email address looks like "see [sexual euphemism]." I should…

<— Lady named Max. Just saying.