Um, where is that Katy Perry picture from? She looks like a Lisa Frank inspired Animorph.

My career path (if you want to call it that) has gone the opposite direction, which makes it no less interesting or challenging.

"He showed me some scenes recently, and my hand was over my mouth, going, 'Are you fucking serious?' It's not that he simply showed me footage that was horribly graphic."

Re: Fig. 4.

Wait ... isn't that a video game character?

I refuse to even acknowledge her because of "I Kissed a Girl." That song makes my skin crawl. Also, she can't sing. There, I said it.

+1

No worse than furries.

Yeah ... I can't believe it took 10 fucking years. WTH.

Not going to lie — when I read the item about George Michael, I immediately thought of George Michael Bluth and not that other guy.

Whenever I think of Enrique Iglesias, I think of middle school because that's the age I was when he became big. I can't help it, and now it boggles my mind that he's still a thing.

Also, the offender/owner's last name is Dicks. I just wanted to point that out.

I read that as "Rachel Bilson and Hayden Panettiere are over," which would have been a lot more interesting.

I wonder if there's a support group for these girls and the ones that want to be footballers' wives.

I've lost a noticeable amount of weight the past few years, and nothing causes more cognitive dissonance for me than to know that my beloved faux leather bomber jacket from Target is an XXL while the T-shirt I'm wearing under it is probably a small or a medium. Srsly. WTF.

Hey, Momsen: I raise your "I Fuck for Satan" shirt with my crudely screenprinted shirt with a dinosaur shouting "Queers Are Doing It Themselves." Who's edgy now?

I'm a strawberry blonde, although apparently it can look quite red sometimes. Anyway, I've thought about dyeing it a darker red, but my eyebrows are a very pale blonde. How can I pull off dark red hair with that going on?

Holy shit. I'm from St.Louis, and I've always thought of WashU as being diverse and progressive (and really, really expensive). I briefly interned with a girl who started an alternative sexuality (i.e. bdsm, poly, etc.) organization there, and I can see her flying to St.Louis from across the country just to protest…

If anyone is interested in learning about sweatshops and lack of workers' rights and how it came to be an integral part of retail in America, try "In Sam We Trust" by Bob Ortega. It's about Walmart, but the last 1/3 of the book is pretty eye-opening about the production of cheap garments.

Um, it takes two people to generate offspring. Where are the males in all this? Oh yeah, no one cares about them and just want to blame the girls.