@HeartRateRapid: These are my boys. Arturo is the black and white and Diego is the dirty white.

I work at a grocery store, and the store's circulars for the past few weeks have been all about "New Year, New You," i.e. we should be your guide to losing weight because we sell healthy food. Anyway, there's been a special lately where if you buy three Special K products, you can get a free 24-pack of the store's…

@reynwrap582: Could you elaborate on the rodents that are being trained for search and rescue? That sounds awesome! I have two rats and I've often thought to myself what it would be like to experience the world the way they do.

I'm impressed that most of them are on the floor. My two guys are world-class climbers, for better or worse.

@singing_femmebot: For what it's worth, 'jolie' is the feminine form of 'pretty' in French, so you can pretend your niece decided to be classy.

A week ago when I was driving home after spending the holidays with my family, there was a huge swarm of blackbirds flying over the highway.

I started off 2010 being diagnosed with clinical depression.

The last and only time I've gotten drunk on NYE had me drinking Jager straight from the bottle and keeping said bottle in my pants (it was flask size.) I passed out but I did not throw up.

I'm going to figure out how to work my sewing machine properly. I've had it since the summer of 2009 and I've barely used it. I've decided it's time to sit down and actually watch the DVD tutorials that came with it.

"I think Alaska has taken Sarah about as far as it can and now its time for her to move to the next state that can help her get the one thing she wants so much. To be president of all 50 states one day."

I managed to see all four of my immediate family members this weekend, which is a feat considering a) I don't come home that often, b) my sister lives 2 hours away from our mother, and c) my parents are divorced.

@Dave J.: The scene with the radio interview is amazing.

Eh, just turn on your iPod and take a nap. I've taken a bus from St.Louis to New Orleans. That's an 8 hour ride. The trip back was at night and I was freakishly cold and on my period. Try riding a charter bus for 8 hours with cramps, Mr. Tschida!

And us gays love you too, Mariah.

In a twin bed in rural Missouri.

Damn, blond Emma Stone. Get.it.girl.

Damn, blond Emma Stone. Get.it.girl.

Just trying to use me to kill his guilt/

@Remedios Varo can't see no huevos.: @ Everyone. Thanks! I don't know much about how royalty works these days. It's interesting, that's for sure.

"Kate Middleton is getting counseling that will "prepare" her for life as a royal."