Bollocks! I read TBK from time to time, and it's a really great, enlightening blog about sex. I was so proud of the fact that something so awesome was based in St.Louis.

Man hands on misery to man,

For the longest time, I wanted to break up with one of my friends but I just couldn't figure out how because she is super manipulative. I found that telling her I signed the lease on a house with some other friends did the trick. She had asked me to live with her, but I lucked the fuck out.

Damn you, Tracy Morgan ... you are totally validating my desire to stop going to class and just play my ukulele or drink in my hammock a month before I graduate from college.

I would throw my pants at David Attenborough and I'm a 22-year-old lesbian!

I don't trust this, if only because most people say they're okay with having a gay co-worker or similar *as long as they don't talk about or express their sexuality.*

@UrsulaV: Two of my friends live there, and I spent my spring break visiting them. I heard the smoke was so bad they had to set up shelters so the elderly and others could breathe properly.

That looks a lot like my harness for strap-on play, and I am not happy about it.

@pestified wants-a-Bush-tribunal: Conan, obviously.

McGee in that yearbook photo looks exactly like one of my cousins in about 1996. Who knew?

I don't actually know anything about filing nails — how to do it, when to do it. Good thing I like short nails, I suppose.

Yeah, but will it get rid of crabs?

Scheduling a therapy session the first day of school after Spring Break ended. :(

I would do Garth Nix's Abhorsen Trilogy. Sabriel is a strong lady, and CGI could make the spirits of the netherworld look really badass. Plus, there's a talking cat, and a bandolier with magic bells. Or, I'd do a big-screen version of Tipping the Velvet by Sarah Waters.

# 14 has been reminding me of Easy Rider for some reason and it's been driving me nuts.

NPH Fuck yeah!

She looks like a sea creature ... in a good way.

@Cookie Guggleman: I picked up that vibe too while watching the Oprah Oscar special last night. :/

@squeakel: Similarly, you can get yeast infections in your throat.

I don't care if I'm blonde, fat and on a limited income, I aspire to look 'very Shane' some day.