Kelis is gorgeous! Why was I not aware of this? At any rate, I want to read this magazine.

@so5minutesago: I have that on my car.

It makes me very happy that LiLo and Sam appear to be back together.

I read that NYT article last night and was quite appalled.

Has Daryl Hannah met Ed Begley, Jr.?

@MizJenkins: My hair is blond, but it's curly. Shouldn't those two things cancel each other out? Oh, wait. I'm a lesbian. Lesbians can't be princesses. /sarcasm

It seems that Max Factor is the Polaroid of cosmetics.

Woooo! Cunnilingus!!! Woooo!!111!!! Ha, sorry. It's one of my favorite things.

@lilbobbytables is a la-di-da feminist: I don't know if it was on here or on Gawker but I saw a still from I'm a Celebrity ... Get Me Out of Here. It was a picture of "Speidi" and Blagojevich standing together. I literally cringed and then wondered who the last horseman of the apocalypse is going to be.

This David Carradine thing is getting seriously effed up: [www.cnn.com]

I want to see "Away We Go" so.freaking.badly!!!111!!! I don't think it comes to my city for a while, though.

Jeebus, this is terrible.

@Lady Skittlehattington: Blargh. I wish that fact were better known.

You know what else comes from Kansas? Fred Phelps and his freak show. What's the matter with Kansas, indeed.

Another day, another blow to opposite marriage and the heteronormative patriarchy. Huzzah!

@Wibbles: Are you serious? I don't recall that particular ad but that bus incident haunted me quite a bit because I was going to be traveling by myself not long after it happened.

This isn't a new slogan by any means - it's been graffiti'd on the bathroom door at one of my favorite coffee places for years. Also, the slogan is usually Pro-Life? Go Vegan.

As much as I'm over vampires being the hot new thing right now, I would read del Toro's book/watch the movie he'll probably adapt of it. Because del Toro is just that cool.

Badass!

BI: All I can picture is Wedding Crashers.