Also, are Grape Nuts the Activia for men?

How timely. Just yesterday an older gentleman buying Grape Nuts came through my line at the grocery store. I remember eyeing the box and thinking A. about how the cereal is neither grape nor nutty and B. why anyone would eat it.

@Mayonegg: Oh, Jeebus. I didn't think it was an actual ailment.

I think Beaver Fever is the clinical term for when I haven't gotten any in a while.

The last time I took my time while having sex I almost fell asleep.

"... before you knew yourself or what you wanted, who was sweet and who loved you but with whom you really never had that much in common."

@Whiskey and Popcorn: Vaginal stuff doesn't do anything for me. My girlfriend gets off on vag AND clit, which perplexed me quite a bit when we first started having sex.

@Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny.: I'm a gold star lesbian and as such the thought of sex with a man makes me cringe, none more so than the though of having a man go down on me. Getting oral from a woman is pretty cool because you know that she has similar plumbing and thus probably isn't as put off by the…

I can't imagine what it would be like to be one of the couples that is allowed to stay married. On one hand, you get to keep your marriage, but on the other, surely some of your good friends didn't think to or want to get married and now you're separated by a gaping social divide.

Lady GaGa has a gay sensibility. And I like that.

Michael Bay: the Kanye of directors?

Also, can we talk about how the two women in the video are a blond and an Asian? The choice to use those two stereotypes doesn't surprise me one bit, but as a blond woman who is currently dating a Chinese woman, it bothers me somewhat.

I mean, because of Jim Gaffigan, I associate Hot Pockets with toilets, but I still eat them from time to time. *hangs head in shame*

I nor either of my two older siblings go to Mass, but our mother still goes every weekend. I've never fully explained to my mother why I don't go anymore, but it's mostly because I think the Catholic Church is for the most part a horrifyingly patriarchal institution with outdated ideas and which has no room for me, a…

@morninggloria: I agree. Although I've eschewed Catholicism with quite a bit of enthusiasm, the order of sisters who operate my Catholic high school hold a special place in my heart. They are rather liberal as far as religious orders go - I've heard stories of our sisters protesting the Vietnam War - and seem to be in…

Since I came from school, I've been reading Jezebel while I eat breakfast because my mother still hasn't renewed our subscription to the local newspaper. I feel somewhat uneasy about eating while in front of my laptop because I'm on it so much already, but I like to read in the morning and I figure what's the…

@tigerpop: Er, a lot of commenters on this Web site are younger than 30.

Ugh. This just ... no. Even though most teenage mothers aren't put in the national spotlight or have to be on the cover of People, I have trouble feeling sorry for Bristol Palin because she at least has a roof over her head and sufficient funds to pay for whatever she or her baby needs, which is more than a lot of…

@sabor de soledad: No, I have a thing for gay men, too. And I'm a dyke. Gay love, y'all.

Damn. I wonder who will take over her house.