I think my love for Chelsea Handler just went up exponentially.

The fact that I will never meet her ... despite the fact my best friend is distantly (but not too distantly) related to her.

That net looks as if it's made from chicken wire.

This reminds me of the piece from the Vagina Monologues in which a sex worker describes the different sounds people make while having an orgasm.

WAIT.Wait.wait. She wrote "If I Could Turn Back Time"?!

Is there a cut-off age for going to med school? I think J. Anniston is just making excuses. You can be anything you want to be, honey, if you set your mind to it!

I get you, H. My girlfriend is way into Buffy and Angel, but I've never seen a single episode of either. I have an undying love for X-Men, but I couldn't get her to go see Wolverine with me. We both like The Abhorsen Trilogy by Garth Nix. To each their own.

@AlmostDream: Dress sex is interesting, but not interesting enough to cause me to wear a dress more often than, say, once every few months.

I think my head just exploded.

Re: Leonard Nimoy ...

Watching the Today show clip about the world's oldest dog just made my desire to own a dachshund increase exponentially.

I want a cat so badly, but my mother hates them and I've either lived on campus or have had a landlord who doesn't allow pets.

Damn. Wool fetishists have what looks like the softest, most comfortable bondage gear ever.

The 'To Kill a Mockingbird' Experience:

I still haven't made up my mind as to whether prom was all that great. There's not that much originality at my high school; case in point, I was looking at someone's prom pictures on Facebook, and it was obvious they were taken at one of the bigger parks in my hometown. In the background, you could see another group…

Well, Pratt, I think that Taco Bell is a gift from God.

First Eve Sedgwick, now Marilyn French. Who's next? Judith Butler? Teresa de Lauretis? Luce Irigaray?

WTF. This is capitalism at its worst.

@Phyllis Nefler: UB40 is one of my favorite guilty pleasures.

She's Helena Bonham Carter. She can do what she wants.