@morninggloria: In my hometown we refer to them as prostitots, as in prostitute + tot. On Friday nights they tend to gather around the big movie theater near my house. They're amusing and annoying at the same time.

It's like that SNL sketch with Jon Hamm and Amy Poehler. Let's get me out of this skirt.

GIGGITY GIGGITY GIGGITY.

Can we please just stop hollering about gay marriage altogether? I'm a lesbian, and marriage important to some, I realize, but I'd rather have state/federal protection ensuring that I can't be fired because I'm gay. Weddings are expensive, after all, and where's the scrilla going to come from if you're not employed?

I WANT THOSE WORKOUT ONESIES AS PAJAMAS.

@Awakeonatrain: I'm not sure. I've been trying not to think about it.

This fucking made my day.

In other news, I recently learned the uterus can fall out. It apparently happened to the aunt of one of my friends.

OMG. K. Dunst is wearing an Invisible Children hoodie.

This post is reminding me of a book I have called "14,000 Things to Be Happy About," which is just a giant list of things to, uh, be happy about. And that itself is making me happy.

@poires et poireaux: They are the best, mostly because few people understand why anyone would collect such a thing, at least in my experience.

Oh man, you saved my ass, H. I was just about to start crying again because my girlfriend broke up with me, but this genuinely post genuinely made me happy.

@haguenite: I WANT THIS TO HAPPEN ON MY UNIVERSITY'S QUAD.

I can't think of Leonard Nimoy without thinking of The Simpson's.

@Sputnik_Sweetheart: She did, but fuck, a masquerade? That's so cool. I can't feel any hate.

@Remedios Varo is experiencing a meltdown.: The only good part to this is that I know I have a buttload of friends not only here but at school who I can turn to. One of my friends in particular has been there for me all week, and without her I'm pretty sure I'd be much worse off than I am already.

@Riff Randell, Rock 'n' Roller: Aw, man, thanks. I adore girl groups from the 1960s and 70s. I'm friending you just for this.

Meltdown Update:

@Everything MidnightBikeRide does is a balloon.: Anything but Comic Sans!

OMG! Look at those tiny little hooves.