@Riff Randell, Rock 'n' Roller: Have fun! I'd major in women and/or gender studies if it were offered at my school.

This is making me cringe already, and I say that as a women and gender studies minor.

In this economy, can we really afford to be dumping endless amounts of tea in godawful places? Well, I guess the Republicans can.

Well, you know what they say — children and dogs can sense evil ... or something like that.

We have lost a great thinker.

Lychees are the best, that is all.

@my cousin is an ape: Oh, jeez. Good call.

I wonder how LiLo keeps hair that long looking that good. Mine's not even shoulder length and it gets kind of flat quickly.

Ben Affleck met with Adam Smith, but not THAT Adam Smith.

@notthemarimba: I fucking hate Tegan and Sara, if only because they remind me of my first girlfriend, who was a real douche bag.

Lesbian drama is real and it will eat you alive.

@Crackers In Bed [aka SF via AL]: Holy crap, are you serious? Sometimes I have random spells when my eye won't stop twitching and I never know why. The more you know...

Also, my hangover cure is a big fucking breakfast at the Waffle House.

The worst is when I crave something I'm allergic to, like bananas. I really wonder about my potassium levels sometimes.

One of the perks of recycling food containers is that it eliminates the need to ever buy Tupperware or Gladware ever again.

The coolest quilt I've ever seen was one depicting Kathleen Hanna (complete with 'slut' written on her stomach) holding on to the tail of a tiger. It was made as a fibers class project at my university.

Those tiny clothes are going to come off so quickly...

Is it bad that when I saw all the footage of G20 rioters on CNN yesterday I wished I were there?

Ugh, the director of that XXX Church made a stop at my university last week. He holds "debates" with Ron Jeremy about porn. I say "debate" because what they talk about is something they've rehearsed and have performed many times around the country.

I find this exciting. At the women's resource center I work for people have been talking about starting a zine there for years but no one's actually done it. I've decided I'm going to get one going next year or die trying. One of our more skeptical exec members has already promised to send me $20 from wherever she is…