hey man, they had a long drive from issaquah

Yup, this.

Nice work, my hometown. Keep it up.

They really should be called “The Seattle Suburbs Seahawks.”

Booker T and the MGs?

When it came time to pick a team to root for, I decided to be cute and truck with the team with best uniforms: Seattle.

Booker T and the MGs

Alright, we get it, country folk like the country. We hear it every time there’s a post remotely about the city.

It’s nice to see that “That Guy” is more than just a clever name.

There is no “Draft” to dodge. Except the NFL Draft. And these fools got drafted by the Browns. The BROWNS. It’s like the Afghanistan of NFL teams.

I want a statue of Marshawn Lynch in Oakland and Seattle. Tomorrow.

Chrysler will get bailed out again. I will bet Trump’s left testicle on it. Chrysler supports too many suppliers in too many states for Congress to sit idle and let their constituents lose their jobs and factories to close in their districts and states.

If I had to take a trip to some town I’d never been to before I think having an escort to show you around would be a good idea.

Bleed all over ‘em, let ‘em know you’re there.

Ahh! Love it, never moving.

Fuck you

I wouldn’t put a bid in with Tad Brown unless you’re willing to be a little shitty.

I just got back from a two week vacation travelling through the country in a motorhome. Once, in the middle of South Dakota, I was taking a piss in the tiny bathroom, and a fly was buzzing around. Somehow I was able to shoot that fucker down with my stream and my piss never missed the toilet. I felt like some…

You know Don Sr has a Porn Vault, probably gold doors on it. As the code is 1-2-3-4-5 Barron is going to be fine.

Making fun of his weight is just picking low hanging fruit, which Christie would never touch, unless it’s covered in chocolate or filling a pie; because he’s a fatty fatty 2x4, can’t fit through the kitchen door.