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ReggieDunlop
ReggieDunlop
I was swindled for all the money I made during my time in the military (including a tour in Iraq), by a close family friend. I could go on and on about how ill equipped the justice system is to deal with these things. But to put it briefly: The Feds didn’t care because it wasn’t high profile enough for them, so they…
Do we work in the same office?
My office is within walking distance for highschool kids who are allowed to leave for lunch. The Potbelly’s downstairs is typically filled with these little fucks that are loud, smelly, and so sure that the world isn’t going destroy their dreams. Hate’em. Better off going to a bar and getting a burger
Counterpoint: AMC Eagle.
Read the article. She set up the enema so that the rubber bladder would be the head and the catheter would be, like, a stick figure body. She needed a dinner companion while she ate the poop. Seriously, this was like two paragraphs in. smdh
People don’t lift weights to become taller
David is the same size now as he was in the 8th grade
I mean this in the nicest way possible...
He’ll take three steps into summer, like he always does.
It’s true though...Durant and Curry can’t switch places. If Durant played the Curry role of striking fear into the hearts of the opposing team by fouling him on a one-on-two breakaway and giving up wide open dunks to Durant instead of risking a Curry 3pt...Only Curry can do that. And when Curry does that, it gives…
Almost 30 years on earth and I’ve never heard of this until I started dating her. Maybe all my lady-friends just actually took it down off the wall when they were done? She can have her ring when she does the same.
- The best berry is the Marionberry because it’s laced with crack cocaine.
Snaking drains is why I don’t feel guilty about getting the first pick of turkey legs and first slice of pie. That is my goddam right as the dad who snakes the drain.
As one of “the troops” and the son and brother of other “troops” I am firmly on team Petchesky on this. All the ball sweat merchants like Plaschke with their please re-tweet me bullshit fallacious fuckedness can tongue bathe my cheese-knot.
The missing “t” in Scot’s name is because he burned it on Kap’s lawn.
I wouldn’t fuck a vampire, but imagine how much fun 69ing this guy would be...
Not watching Season 2 of the Wire is awful advice. Season 2 shows how WHITE people bring the drugs to this country yet the public blames urban black people for the drug epidemic. It is the most nuanced season of the series.
Too bad this is the middle of nowhere in West Texas, where people live an entirely different lifestyle to most of us. If he even did fire in the marines’ direction it was probably because he heard some rustling in the bush and thought it was a coyote and tried to scare it off before it could attack his goats. This is…