A garage for weird late night drunk projects is the reason to move to the burbs.

I recently cleaned up my garage and added a stereo so I can drink and hang out in there. This past Friday night, all my friends cancelled on plans for the night (and wife was sleeping), so I had a garage party by myself, complete with classic rock, miller lites and a fat bowl. Garage solo drinking is the way to go.

To each his own.

You love the Seville or the Gucci Seville specifically?

Well, we did start 20 years late but that’s beside the point.

Who is a mascot who’s never been in my kitchen?

“What advantages does this war have over, say, an ethnic cleansing, which I could also afford?”

Yes?

All of you conclusions are based on the assumption that our justice system is fair and these individuals received adequate representation at trial. Any basic research though would have you conclude that often times death row inmates are indigent, minorities, and have attorneys who could barely pass the Bar exam.

Just…

Considering the implicit racism present in the American criminal justice system, particularly in capital cases and especially in the Deep South, as well as the number of death sentences which have been overturned or have been shown to have been wrongfully applied, I will do no such thing. Neither vengeance nor venting…

Or maybe you should do some research on the issues of mass incarceration in our country and learn something before saying things like “our collectively established legal system” like our legal system should be treated like some holier than though system that doesn’t continue to fuck up and target specific people based…

The fundamental problem is, of course, that there’s a death row at all. Capital punishment is one of the most shameful elements of American society, a barbaric vestige of a fearful, ignorant age (which, given the current composition of our federal government, perhaps isn’t in the past). Perhaps not every prisoner can…

I think it’s just old tires.

No public money without public ownership! City gets an equity stake in the team equal to the cost of the financing. If the owner wants to move, they have to buy out the city’s shares.

You need an immediate induction into the Deadspin hall of fame. Like Lou Gehrig getting Lou Gehrig’s disease.

Then I got hammered the next day and forgot to put it away. Ice Cream cakes are bad.

Got hammered once and woke up with this in my freezer.

Dude... stop digging.

Dook has more fans outside of Durham than they do in Durham. Some of them have never set foot in Cameron Indoor Stadium. Some of them have never even been to Durham. That isn’t the same thing as nobody in Durham liking Dook. You knowing one... or maybe two... dozen Raiders... isn’t statistically…

“assuming I’m right about that”

Drew just buy a damn $35 Victorinox chef’s knife instead of that death trap from Ikea where you’ll lose a finger if you don’t run it through the sharpener every time you use it. Speaking from experience.