I’ve missed you, Coach Tomsula.

Touché.

Yes, and since that 1993 the cost of labor and materials has gone up, and so has fuel efficiency. So, we are getting less revenue per mile driven, and have greater costs due to inflation. We need to behave like grown ups:

And before anyone chimes in with ‘but they keep raising our taxes- where is the money going?’ Keep in mind that the Federal gas tax of 18.4 cents per gallon, has not increased since 1993. Not even to keep up with inflation. It was 18.4 cents a gallon back in 1993, and it is 18.4 cents today, even though obviously you…

Look no further than this ‘63 Buick Riviera for $27,500.

Ketchup/catsup on a hotdog is blasphemous once you’re an adult (over 18).

Why’d you put a 1 in front of the 8?

Nuclear fusion level hot take right there. The correct answer is: ketchup is blasphemous and disgusting on hotdogs and acceptable yet discouraged on burgers.

Please, for the universe’s sake, become a vegetarian.

He’s Biff Tannen, if Biff was under the misconception that he was Patrick Bateman.

Trump wouldn’t turn down a white Russian though.

When I was in 8th or 9th grade, one of my friends got Jeffrey Loria’s phone number. Don’t know how. We use to call him all the time, with suggestions for trade ideas (Brad Penny for Randy Johnson!) and other important stuff we felt he needed to hear. One afternoon, we wanted to know the score of Marlins game, so I…

Steve Bannon looks like how I imagine he smells.

For starters, I’m offended, as a 39 year old in the US, I am not a fucking millennial. I’ve always been (preferably) lumped in with the Gen X’ers and choose to remain so.

What band has had the biggest fall from grace in music history? It’s gotta be Creed.

Hi, over here in reality town, I feel obligated to point out that literally every president in modern times has made a huge raft of moves prior to leaving office. These include their powers to designate parks and monuments under the Antiquities Act, presidential pardons, executive orders, and even last minute signing…

I know some Jalops don’t want to hear it. But as someone who is old enough to remember the brown clouds and inversions from the 70's and 80's anything that slows Trump from being able to allow automakers to sell guzzling spewers without checks or balances is completely alright with me.

If you have a fetish for sleeping with your hand between 2 pillows this is the perfect car.

Then you gotta wash 50 pounds of pine resin off your hands.

Maybe due to recent legalization? :)