He might, but if he told you and you knew the ultimate answer we would have problems. The universe would disappear and be replaced by something even stranger. (Many scientists believe this has already happened several times)

Charmander? Sorry couldn't help myself :)

Charmander? Sorry couldn't help myself :)

Charmander? Sorry had this irresistible urge to throw that in there.

@sean_mur88: Read the article:

@Iota Is scared of the snow: Hearted

@The Squalor Also Rises: My feelings exactly

@Xenarian: Yeah, I hear quantum fluctuating pencils are all the rage now.

Meh.

@TheCrudMan: Slow down a little. I'm starting to Lag behind with all these screw jokes

@Bluecold: I think you got that backwards. The most aerodynamic shape is a reverse teardrop. so if you drove that car backwards all the time it would be more aerodynamic.

@WestwoodDenizen: Also, since a lot of major companies host their servers in the US (yes, I know they have backup and foreign servers elsewhere) and since a lot of internet traffic is due to Americans (note: I didn't say all or even most, just a lot)

@pixelsnader:

@dsh: I think he means $350 dollars base fee plus an additional ten dollars for every month you had left on your contract. I don't know if it works like that but thats what he is saying. For instance, you have 5 months left on your contract. Thats $10 * 5=$50 + $350 (base fee)=$400 total fee.

@pixelsnader: While your Idea isn't terrible, it would never work. There would always be pressure from the free market. Why set up a roaming agreement with some small company with a low coverage are when they offer a lower price than you? Your customers would all flock to that company for the same coverage at a better…

@pellier: Yeah, but then I might have to get a better profile picture. Just seems like a lot of work to me.

@Arctic Fox: +1 There is no apostrophe on gets because it is not a conjunction or possessive noun

@The Squalor Also Rises: Sometimes you just have to stick your neck out.

@riggles: Probably for the same reason flammable and inflammable mean the same thing. Because someone wanted to put a unique warning label on an aerosol can and flammable just wasn't going to cut it. (jk :p)

@Alexander Riccio: Unfortunately you would have to jailbreak the powerbrick to accomplish that, which voids your warranty.