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I loved these ads. and if anybody thought any of them was real, they are just as stupid as the FTC. Damn people are getting stupid these days.

Honestly, I never understood all these explanations. For example, "steer into the slide".

Pfft, my Neon would squeak a tire shifting to third.

That is fucked up on many levels.

Nine-speed manual. With four clutches, all of which are operated by your face.

Indeed, but you are technically correct, which as we all know is the best kind of correct!

All the torques at 0 rpm.

Wow. He just answered your question with "because racecar".

No, it's not. Here's some reasons why:

Yes. AWD M cars, which will no doubt be shod in summertime rubber.

The real joke is people that live in a city that think they need 4WD because a bit of snow that barely covers the ground.

You can get an Xdrive 320i with the luxury package (roof, leather, etc) for the price of a base FWD S60 with the old five banger.

Dear Dealership,

Then remove it with your hands.

Hahahaha, they are doing this because of the ancient Chinese proverb where this scholar hang up his hair and pierced his thighs to stay awake studying. It's all a joke.

They didn't 'invented' this absurd idea out of nowhere, there are idioms that derived from two ancient Chinese tales (200BC & 980AC), these tales describe how two hardworking men who always study late but couldn't resist falling asleep, so one man tied his hair to a beam and the other stabbed his thigh with an awl…

Big deal. My car will do 0-60 in waaay more seconds than that.

First, .2 seconds is a lot when it comes to shifting. Secondly, I don't think you understand how a dual clutch works and what enables it to be so fast.