So they jumped the shark, turned around, did a drifty skid turn, the shark jumped in the passenger seat, and now is a talking character that fights crime. Figuratively speaking.

In case you are wondering how Han survived the crash in F3 (spoiler alert, lol). It was all a trick to decive your eyes. Otherwise known as...

 It means "wanker" in Spanish. 

I can understand though, why after standing there watching him pass TWENTY FIVE fucking flags, they had built up a bit of a temper.

Obligatory!

GTI is a small car.  They do a great job disguising that, but it’s a small car.  This is considerably larger with more room in the back for family.  

That’s why I use Canola oil and change it every 50 miles!

I love Amazon reviews ...

Also, you drive a toyota tacoma. You should consider whether that has anything to do with it. 

When my oil arrived there was a big scratch on the label. 1/5 stars. I have no thoughts on the quality of the oil itself.

On my BMW, left and right arrows on my dash... I am not sure what those are for.... 

Driving from the North of Scotland, all the way through Wales and England. On to France, up into Belgium, over to Germany (for a couple laps on the ring), Austria, Switzerland. Then down into Italy and over to the east coast, around the bottom of the boot and back up the other side. Then following the Riviera through…

Everyone knows a Drift King’s Mustang has an I6, not a V8.

THE IDx IS BACK ON THE MENU BOYS

somewhat of a feature?

First things first, this guy is an asshole.

How about we stop freaking out about having a completely bezel-less design and just leave enough room on the face of the phone for the non-screen things that make sense there? I’d MUCH rather have stereo front-facing speakers than an extra 30 pixels of screen width.

You don’t get it yet, do you? Deadspin firmly believes that all sports writing outside of their site is trash and racist. 

Somebody wasn’t greased.

If you liked this story before, you’ll like it again.

and again.