I'm just commenting here so I don't get fined.

Sometimes, when the atmospheric conditions in Arizona are just right, the fire alarm levers pull themselves.

You can't expect a guy to always have a gap wedge in his bag.

Prosecutors remain baffled at the fact that of all the people surveyed, they can't seem to find a Patriots fan who began following the team before 2001.

"Bills Water® is a refreshing throwback to a better time in the AFC, when once-mighty rustbelt vanguards could fall backwards into consecutive missed shots at glory. Each bottle contains the 100% pure, triple-filtered tears of Scott Norwood and Marv Levy, with a portion of the sales going to fight early-onset…

THE SECOND BEST WATER OF THE EARLY 90s!!!!!!!!!!!

"I can't tell. Why don't you take a glans?"

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I'd suggest he enter a 12-step program, but he's already shown he's hopeless when it comes to going through progressions.

I think the important thing here is really how the players feel about it so I'll reserve judgement until I hear Phil Kessel mumble awkwardly about it to the press for a few seconds.

Now fire all the fat off Phil Kessel and the Leafs might be getting somewhere. Literally, use fire on that fat mother fucker.

I hope someone finds that article.

27 degrees?

Say what you will but I bet people will be really excited to experience the mediums and lows of Brewers history.

"We exemplify multi-generational co-viewing."

Friedman's idea for a fix is excellent. Someone implement that, please.

This just doesn't sound like something the Patriots would do.

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