Sepp Blatter says he has started work on reforming FIFA amid corruption crisis stuffing duffel bags full of cash and arranging transportation to a non-extradition country.

Blatter released an early summary of his reform work:

Did someone say Waffles?

The trend of crowding and haranguing the referee needs to stop immediately. FIFA should instruct all of the pro leagues that only captains are allowed to talk to the ref and that anybody who touches the referee (outside of maybe a tap on the shoulder) is given a red card. Bonus suspension for repeat offenders.

Thats not a great photo, great photos have photographer credits.

I’d feel bad for Noah, because Jones seems committed to kicking his ass. However, he can easily hide from Cardale by taking refuge in one of Ohio State’s many academic buildings.

That graphic is pretty damn disconcerting. I wasn’t sure if it was actually shaking or I recently had a concussion.

Brutal

To me, you haven’t batted around until you’ve fucked up my scorecard. Ten.

I’d like to debrief the juror in the purple jacket.

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Fredi Gonzalez / Garth Brooks

The Brewers graphic is woefully inaccurate. Nobody has walked in that town for decades.

Reached for comment Monday, Tebow vehemently denied that he has evolved.

I'm going to start a daily newspaper where I keep the same headlines but just change the date.

The ref on the near side was just about to call a block, too. Watch him.

I thought that, too, but then I figured the NFL never got a copy of the tape. So when they finally see those punches, Goodell will probably suspend some guys.

God I wish this paleo-diet fad would just fucking die already.

Tens of thousands of Boston-area men offering her cunnilingus right now.

I think Mr. Murphy meant that if not for the NFL and NFL players the media members would be working as parking lot attendants for 8 dollars an hour.