1. Aaron Rogers.

Pictured: Yet another Cam Newton turn over.

Speaking of canceling races, have the police killed all the black people yet?

Kobe probably should have been courting him at breakfast.

That is a travel.

Can someone make an "I Will Remember You" RGIII montage for this DC fan, plz? Maybe instead of a butt fumble show all the times his knees bent the wrong way? I dunno.

All those dogs are dead now.

Dan Gilbert: sensitive penis.

You can argue all you want, but the flag's been thrown. If it's three pumps, the ref's not going to take it away. Duration and intensity - just doesn't make any difference.

Afterwards Demarcus Cousins was immediately benched by his coach for such flamboyance.

(during tomorrow's news conference)

Hi, Milwaukee here. You know, a city that has a lot of cold weather and hockey. So anyways, if your not doing anything, maybe you'd want to go out sometime. I know your kind of seeing South Florida, but if you are ever looking for someone that will really appreciate you, we're here for you.

I was tricked into watching an entire highlight of hockey thinking there would be a great highlight of the hoodie throw. Bamboozled by BIG Hockey yet again. When will basketball be back...

Look how that grounds crew is pulling that tarp out of the field in a calm 'been there before' fashion. No showboating. The way it was MEANT to be put on the field.

"Did you hear about Bill Simmons? Deadspin. Sad." Peter King to the waiter at Skyline Chili

This is way funnier than it has any right to be and is making me giggle like an idiot at my desk.

Seems legit. You're hired!

Sometimes there's a puppy in the office!