And here I thought I had a long, hard commute.

♫ Because he's Corny!
Clap along, even if your white-ass can't keep the beat! ♫
♫ Because he's Corny!
Clap along, if you wouldn't last ten minutes on the street! ♫
♫ Because he's Corny!
Clap along if you know that your coach dances like a creep! ♫
♫ Because he's Corny!
Clap along if you know his PR guy just hit delete! ♫

Hard to believe someone from Mulga, AL would be so into alternative energy sources — burning cow turds, that is.

Nice to see the Tigers contributing to this week's Deadspin 'Truther' theme, imploding via an inside Joba.

motion to include "sweater puppies"

+1 Brandt Awareness.

He's just building his Brandt.

So, we can agree that Lipsyte's term as ombudsman has been pretty disappointing, right? I remember expecting him to be the first at that position ready to excoriate them when necessary, but I don't recall even a whiff of that. Like, is this the biggest condemnation he's given?

Meanwhile, ESPN's Ombudsman is about to throw his shoulder out patting ESPN on the back over their coverage: http://espn.go.com/blog/ombudsman…

"I swear to god, if you call the cops I'll throw myself down the depth chart."

Of course they want to get it right. If they don't, Adrian Peterson will beat the ever loving shit out of them.

Former Minnesota Gov. Jesse Ventura also called for Peterson's suspension, not because of abuse allegations, but because he was partially responsible for 9/11.

/rant on

It might be the closest Chris gets now to playing with a Jennings.

I still have no clue what Hasidic Jimmy Fallon is doing here, but I'm glad nonetheless.

I think he was just scared that finger gun was real