They should remove the national anthem entirely. 

Wha...what did I just read? Am I now officially an old as a Millennial? I recognize all of the words, but not in the order in which they’re placed.

*Monstrous 

That’s where telephone poles come from, right?

No.

Claremont and Byrne aren’t dead, fwiw.

Capybaras are okay, but I long for an HD Wombat.

so you’re saying the original is a crappybara.

Did something similar for my kiddo at the beginning of lockdown when the weather started to break for spring. He had a blast. So did the other neighborhood kids, apparently.

Reminds of the tweet that was along the lines of “Hey Amazon, I bought 1 toilet seat because I needed a toilet seat. I am not a collector.” 

Do people actually click ‘relevant ads’ and buy things? I mean, at one point I bought new tires for my car online, and for the next 4 months I saw ads for tires. Like... hey guys, I already bought them. Kindly fuck off. I also tend to know what I want to buy and do the research myself to figure out which brand or…

Also Blokada is your friend .

I think they either needed to do this, or move farther away from the movie actors. Right now it’s a real weird middle ground. And the Suicide Squad game proved it’s possible - 3 out of 4 of those characters are in movies, but their game likenesses are unique enough that you don’t keep thinking you are looking at the Av…

Wow that Dragon Age tease was exciting. In this one, you get to be the hero! Wow! And there are new things and new places! And you can talk to characters! Really restored a lot of confidence in Bioware!

It is gloriously apropos that a movie featuring Illyana Rasputin has been stuck in Limbo for years.

Nothing says “McFarlane Touched This” better than the addition of spikes and pouches.

Also if the screen turns blue you crash in those exact coordinates.

If you crash in those exact coordinates the screen turns blue

I mean, admitting you’re a dick doesn’t change the fact you’re a dick. Some people don’t have a lot of time, kids, work, whatever - so, this is a great have for someone to play for 5 or 10 minutes - and you ruin their enjoyment so you can have a chuckle. If that isn’t the epitome of selfishness and a perfect metaphor…

Reminds me of how CES and AVN used to practically occur at the same time leading to tech reporters finishing the day at CES and going to the Adult Expo for... various reasons.