All I ever find are dust bunnies.

I’ve never nor will I ever play Eve Online, but I absolutely love it. I read articles about it, watch videos explaining what it’s about and what’s happening, all with a childlike glee that one would expect from a 2yo if you read him a Jack Kerouac novel: I have no idea what is going on, and most the words make no…

As a tall person I support making everyone taller on the crown, except of course whoever is playing Charlie, make him like 5’2” or something.

That’s Professor St. Francis Xavier in this instance.

Well that’s disappointing. I was hoping to learn that there’s actually only one red Genesis G70, that exists in ‘folded’ non-Euclidean space so it appears to be in multiple places.

Shut the fuck up.

The turtle fighting community is very active , but not very exciting , every round takes forever and nearly always ends in a draw..

“They’re only complaining about is on Gizmodo. None of the commenters are complaining about it on Deadspin.”

Hard agree as well. Thank god for latest tab. This new look is absolutely horrendous. 

It’s only awful if you don’t like things that are bad in every way

hard agree. It’s difficult to even look at

*Changes bookmark to the old version*

Whomever ok’d the new design really should rethink things. Good lord that’s a massive fustercluck.

It’s fucking awful!! but thank god for that latest tab!

Unrelated: Looks like Kotaku has gone full Polygon-layout-but-worse. That home page is a mess to look at. I’m glad clicking on ‘latest’ brings it more in line with my expectations.

Rather than banning the military from Twitch, we should require them to grapple with their war crimes on the livestream. 

...Transparent? Really?
You know they got the spotlight shined on them for silencing people who brought up their war crimes and a contest that just took you straight to a recruiting page, all for a chance to win a “free xbox controller”, right?

They’re not transparent, they just got caught.

They’re not transparent though, when people starting asking them about war crimes they got booted.

Ohhhh, that was my exact reaction! “My boi Billy!” Then I briefly considered digging out my game and getting setup for another playthrough... before I remembered the 329835 games in my backlog of shame.

but im good with spiders and terrified of floating blobs ever since i was attacked by that lava lamp.

I don’t like Minecraft, but that doesn’t mean I don’t find it impressive. The idea of this still blows my mind.