yo fuck magpies. so much of the “australian animals are out to kill you” stuff is internet myth, but these birds, they are the devil.

Fifa gets her own game but not Aerifh?

Stylin’!

Unfortunately we’re just now hearing that the Doom II: 12 Year Demon Spawn is not an eligible category for Games Done Quickly speedruns, for reasons that are entirely unclear.

I took my big marmalade cat to vote with me every single year that I had him. I would throw him over my shoulder, walk into the polling place, and everybody there would make a huge fuss over the only cat that ever went to the polls. After we voted, I would go through a McDonald’s drive through, get me a diet soda and…

I was equally surprised to find Amazon developed a multiplayer FPS, which I only discovered when they announced they were “un-releasing” it because no one was playing it.

“Micaela Heck” is a weird name for a cat.

Oh, come on. That looks nothing like Mai.

no reflection off of an eyeball, no deal

Eve players are the most unscrupulous monsters in gaming ever. This is strangely countered by the fact that in their own way, they’re generally awesome people.

I admire the eve online community from afar. Their activities lead to unscripted stories being told. There are few other games worthy of bardic regaling, like Eve.

I love this style. It’s hyper manic.

I pieced these two together quick.

if i see so much as a paralegal; hell, even a goddamn intern, i am turning this car around!

What did Jason do?

This is one of the few board games I’ve played where I actually got angry enough that I stopped talking to one of my friends for a period of time. We had been playing with a quasi-truce and, as I was focused on fighting someone else, she turned on me and ransacked me from behind.

I was furious. I didn’t speak or even…

They’re better on some things than others, I moved here in 2013 and it’s one of those things I’m still not used to. Other Pittsburgh joke topics: the Pittsburgh Toilet (a bunch of old houses around here have a toilet in the basement, functional or otherwise) and the Parking Chair (people’s tendency to put a folding…

Oh god, it hungers for my soul

are you saying auntie jemima resembles the antichrist?