Yeah, I’m a bit on the fence about this myself. On one hand, it’s not even really funny, and is really obnoxious. On the other hand, I hate how studios have been trying to bend over backwards for China, and trying to appease the Chinese government as much as possible. I kinda wonder if this was Anderson’s way of…

At this point, “X is Getting a Battle Pass” is translated in my head to “It’s Time to Start Ignoring X”.

He’s a fraud and one of the reasons the small magic community got such a bad rap.

The proof he isn’t a real magician is that he hasn’t managed to make himself disappear to the world’s continued disappointment.

You’ve no idea the level of mental concentration it requires for me to write in American.

Intelligent women no longer confront their pregnant lesbian lover to ask if they are the father of that child. Stupid women however, still have a chance to ask that question.

I always found that a weird thing. If I had the scratch to comfortably own all the consoles, I would love to own all the consoles.

I was sad to find out that my former boss, who is Russian, has no idea who Yakov Smirnoff is.

Brutalist architecture.

For extra fun, they should put in the ambulance if any in-game injuries occur

Dear sir,

Hey sometimes after working 9-10hrs day job, all you need is a “simple satisfying hack & slash” for catharsis. Thanks for the review.

nice blade runner nod...nice

I actually like Too Human. Now was it a great game no but It was fun for the length. You could see what they WANTED to do, they just couldn’t get there because SK leadership was horrrrrrrrid.

The levels might only last about five minutes before being nothing.

“Fly, Yes. Land, No.”

This is my favorite Harrison Ford pot story.

Finally it is over. You lose forever Muzglob the Poisoned!

Thoughts:

I’m incredibly disappointed this is not about a Call of Duty / Tom Hanks crossover.