God is telling you not to retire, Mo. He says you have plenty left in the tank and you are letting Father Time off the hook by not following through with his long overdue ass beating.

This is obviously an inarticulate, brutish, overly-emotional, and probable deeply problematic (colonialism, white-knighting, jingoism) sentiment... but fuck it — I really feel like I want to guard these school with overwhelming and absurd levels of military force (tanks, snipers, attack helicopters, ninjas, bear…

I'd be a lot more supportive of Whoopi's defense of abortion if she wasn't such an awful rape apologist.

Paladin, meet Atlas. Atlas, like you, is a man carrying a heavy burden.
His is the world. Yours, it seems, is the clitoris.

you're a true pun artest

I can't stop watching Adam Scott in this gif, and his disappearing neck!

You forgot this one

Plus he likes "rainbow sherbet". Obviously a left wing librual with a homosexual agenda. The original fish kisser does not approve.

This post is going to prompt a feast of poorly-thought out comments and half-baked responses.

What a deliciously failed troll attempt.

Oh man. I have heard many criticisms of Obama in my day but "subsidizing his vagina harem" is new and exciting! I shall spread the word that this is a thing! I don't even know what it means but I want to! If I can get all my conservative friends to include the words "vagina harem" in an outraged status, will…

I think it sounds like the Justin Timberlake songs I don't like. I'll stick to my "Get Lucky" earworm.

Yawn. Another internet racist doesn't care about police killing unarmed young black - ahem - urban man or understand why it's so fucked up that the cop basically did a year in county jail for it.

Time served you mean. He did less time for killing a human being than Michael Vick did for killing a bunch of dogs.

Every single one of those cops deserves life imprisonment, however long their miserable lives last on the inside.

I'm a privileged white woman and I like hip hop music and appreciate the poetry of rap, but I find it very fake when white, privileged people try to appropriate it. It just makes them look fake and stupid.

I am firmly in the "Don't touch my fucking hair, what is wrong with you?" camp.

SATC sold out LONG before the movies, it peddled lowest denominator consumerism in the last 3 seasons at least. A writers room full of gay men writing women is more than a little problematic. Whilst the show undoubtedly allowed women to embrace their (heternormative) sexuality, it did so whilst brain washing them that…

Funny considering how much of the Bible itself is disgusting.

So woman who is BFFs with foreign dictator responsible for massive suffering and death, hires woman who is complicit with kook anti-science movement responsible for massive suffering and death, to join panel with woman who loudly scoffs at every public case of sexual assault that crosses their discussion.