I will NEVER stop washing the Bermuda Triangle and butt crack with real soap. Yell on your roof all you want. Miss Muffet can take care of herself, but the rest of the stuff gets washed like the good china—gently but thoroughly and by hand.

The Post. They make me feel bad for laughing.

Start that thought process again - only this time as Peter King.

What's the point of being a monopoly if you aren't going to self-righteously abuse your power?

This is amazing. I especially love how they kept in the "hug-boobs/shoulder-bob" dancing. That was my favourite.

That's the word. GOOD teaching. I don't even feel like Lil'Kim..."imagine me sucking blood outcha"("Call Me"-Too $hort ft. Lil'Kim) No thanks I am black and my past life does not compare to Lil'Kim or Gucci Mane La Flare.

i know like, so many people who would most definitely blow chunks when seeing the feet intensely massaging her face. me, not so much.. i find i quite hilarious when people are grossed out by feet. they're actually much cleaner then your hands. minus the toe fungus

For the record, there are plenty of sex-positive feminists who have a lot of issues with porn, and by the third wave's insistence that all porn is harmless and that anyone who has any problem with it, for any reason, is a hysterical prude.

Beautifully said.

at least he and his loser ilk showed up to vote in 2010.

Read for filth.

kudos

She also said this garbage:

Please, do punch them. And congratulations on the baby-to-be!

YOU BETTA LET EM K N O W!!!!!!!

I think it's a rude gene. Really the only explanation. I have been tempted to also sidle up to their deck and be all *holds up borrowed girlfriend's underwear* "Tappa Kappa Girlfriend. That's one chick that you'll never get back!"

They don't. Single women are doomed to a life of unhappiness and poverty and will die young and alone, covered in spiderwebs because their cats are too aloof to kill the spiders, and their corpses won't even be found based on the smell because they'll be perfectly preserved thanks to all the booze single women drink…

I am a married heterosexual woman and I am the bug killer in my household. My husband has made me get up 30 min early after having been up all night with our daughter to kill a spider in the shower. I didn't even get upset, because this is part of our deal. I cook dinner and kill spiders. He does dishes and taxes.

On some level, I think we all feel like we shouldn't have to do certain jobs because we were raised to expect a guy to do those things (kill bugs, etc.). It's the tyranny of low expectations. After living by myself for years, I know I can kill a bug, but there's a little patriarchal voice in my head saying "You should…