Man, he’s gonna be pissed when someone reads this article to him.

He was probably attracted to her short skirt. Or maybe it was that looooooooooooooooooooooooooong jacket

A good friend from ages ago told me she dated Flea for a time. Said he was very bright, and quite the gentleman. She thought the world of him. Pleasant surprise for a guy who wears stuffed-animal pants!

I went out with Conor Oberst a couple of times. The sex was meh, but I broke it off when he came over to my parents’ house for dinner and pretended like he didn’t know what a potato was. It was obvious to everyone that it was just a shitty joke that he refused to abandon, and my dad eventually kicked him out. I mean,…

Took until this comment before I realized he killed the goose with a long, pointy stick and not one of these:

*rim shot*

Look at nerdybirdy bringing her comment A-game.

On a vaguely related note, how about the tendency to use only certain cuts of meat? Like the way that everything chicken is now advertised for being white meat? Is there a bunch of offal now going to waste, or does it just end up in dog food? Because it may be offal, but it's sure not awful.

Ah, Forxcalibur. Alas, many a man has tried to free that fork from within the enchanted block of parmesan, but all that have gone North to this garden of olives have never been seen again.

HOW CAN YOU EAT SEA BUGS BLARGLBARGLARGL

Crawfish are BITE-SIZE LOBSTERS. That's American as fuck.

The lady in the Olive Garden lake of marinara sauce has to choose you, then you have to pull a pasta fork from a block of extra hard cheese.

I turned down an offer for a Starbucks run at 10:50 BECAUSE IT'S ALMOST KITCHENETTE TIME YOU IDIOT

This is a story of how one of the worst days of my life ended up reaffirming my faith in strangers and in the human race in general.

Oh, man. I was the technical editor (I cut the raw footage right out of telecining and matched shot lists to slates/scenes/takes, as well as encoding the Studio/Director/Broadcast cuts) on MM from S1Ep10 to the end of Season 3. I got this gig right as Ep01 premiered and I dug it, but didn't see it as a landmark,…

Megan is the worst. I'm just going to say that now, before the season starts.

I pray that some day "How is babby formed?" will not make me laugh but until that day, LOL.

STOPPPPPPPPP WANTTTTTTTTTT NEEDDDDDDDDDDD DYINGGGGGGGG

these were my November 1st halloweenish wedding shoes! By missfiendish on etsy!