Everyone needs to read this:

So alternative spellings of more "standard" names are a thing now? Sorry, but it looks like the parents failed spelling in Grade 1.

Naythyn? No. For God fucking sake, NO.

I saw this in the mail (the shame) earlier and my first thought was 'JEZEBEL IS GOING TO GO CRAZY'

Every pop diva since has tried to emulate and failed horribly. See Gaga.

/humblebrag on

Clearly the jungle was not kind to Axl.

OK! Remind me never, never to get involved with the Italian legal system! From the insane Amanda Knox circus to this kind of shit, to all those rulings in the early 90s that women who wear jeans are asking for it, that place is about 2 centuries behind the times.

1. This statement has always bothered me. A pound of muscle weighs the same as a pound of fat. However, they do not have the same volume. Fat takes up more space.

Debating over that bag of Funyuns or that Zagnut bar you think has been in the vending machine since 1998? A new requirement to include calorie information on said machines could help you make up your mind.

Ugh, please, no. Calories are already on display in restaurants and coffee shops. Somehow we're surprised when people develop disordered eating habits.

This might be too aggressive of a comment, but:

1. How many people's height/weight measurements on their license are actually accurate? My boyfriend's weight matches his...when he got his first license at 16.

Cats are deeeeep thinkers, man. Deeeeeep. They totally get physics, but chose not to share it with people. The last time they did that, Catpurnicus told his person, and the dude got it ALL WRONG.

Have all the parodies forever.

and here I thought a smiley face was just... well, a smiley face

If there are two things that get under my skin, it's pseudo-science and by extension, "autism research". Nuance is relative, but if you're the wrong kind of retaliative, well then you're some kind of freak.

Ass burgers