Every time I read one of your articles I feel like it's invalidating years and years of professionally written JRPG hate on the internet. So maybe gaming news outlets confuse the various design choices with design flaws. Linear = bad and open world = good and there there is no wiggle room or preference involved in…

And it seems like lately science fiction is being braught down to those levels as well. Rather than inspiring sci-fi shows and movies we get dumb, overly CGIed action flicks that thing that all it takes is robots or a space setting to be sci-fi.

People like you for your good qualities and love you despite your flaws. Besides, most of my rants remind people of Lewis Black. If you're gonna bitch about something the least you can do is entertain people while doing it.

I loved all of the knife take downs in Turok for the 360. It made me feel like Brock Sampson! I'm definitely looking forward to Far Cry 3.

I go off on random rants all the time. It's one of my more endearing qualities.

This makes the most sense out of all of the theories thus far. And while it doesn't say muvh about your theory is sure as shit doesn't say much about the more mainstream ones!

It really is true, isn't it? People in marketing have insectoid brains that are incapable of understanding basic human emotions an ideas so they are forced to mimic what they think are human thoughts and emotions. I mean why else would they go with Linkin Park over some other, more contemporary, band who's popularity…

So if I'm reading this right it prevents the peasants and other small time video makers from getting any cha-ching while allowing an approved middle man and Microsoft to soak up all of the dough? Yeah, that sounds like the kinda rule they'd make in this brave new world we live in.

What if..... when we create the simulation of the universe that a civilization inside of that simulation creates a simulation of the universe to prove it lives in a simulation then a civilization inside of that simulation creates a simulation of the universe to prove it lives in a simulation then a civilization inside…

That one dude reminds me of Desert Punk.

Le Stare.

She seems to have a few MLP references in there. Discord, 20% Cooler, the stare, evil enchantress...

Who the hell is Quarter to Three and why does their opinion matter? Did we need to fill a "scored worse than 40" quota, or something?

Selling would imply a transaction. EA doesn't buy souls it takes them.

No it's color wash is definitely better than Call of Duty's or some other games. It's art style and settings also helps its case by allowing for a more diverse color palate (which is a breath of fresh air in this day and age). I'd put Battlefield's color wash up there with Vanquish's as being one that enhances the…

It's in my nature, said the scorpion.

It looks like they're really giving the player more information as a visual mnemonic to use when creating their cities. One of my biggest gripes about the series has always been that there is a lot of behind the scenes calculations that the player is not privy to or that has to be dug up through layers and layers of…

Pay no attention to the developers behind that curtain!

Saying the shirt is red is stating a fact. Saying the shirt looks too red is stating an opinion (even if the shirt is actually blue). Saying "In my opinion the shirt looks red" when the shirt is actually blue makes you look like a moron or might mean you have a vision disorder.

I thought as much. I wanted to make a bondage joke after I realized what I had typed but I couldn't work it into my rant.