When amateurs out develop the 4K ultra HD textures of your 80 million dollar, AAA video game.....

That’s all well and good but if I don’t see gameplay it’s just a fun video.

What’s that loser? Battery life? You mean you want A BIGGER AND BRIGHTER SCREEN AND YOUTUBE? Who needs battery life when you have social networks, YouTube and A MASSIVE SCREEN WHICH RAPIDLY CONVERTS HIGH QUANTITIES OF BATTERY STUFF INTO PHOTONS IN HIGH DEFINITION?

Why does the security robot have to look like if a dalek was a butt plug?

These days even online co-op is too god damned competitive for my liking. I swear it’s like these people think having poor gear or lesser skills is some kinda god damned micro aggression.

I understand how you feel. You see, it’s all very clear to me now. The whole thing. It’s wonderful.

And if we were talking about a Monet that would be the end of that conversation. But if you’re going to make the interactive aspects of your interactive medium lack luster then you’re doing a disservice to the longevity of the franchise. If a game is only as good as it graphics then it’s not a very good game.

Ahhh, Ku Bricks.... the building blocks of the universe.

You see, something going to happen.

What’s Ted Cruz doing to Princess Leia?

At first I was like “where’s Final Fantasy?”until I remembered when fall begins and this is a list of summer games.....

This exemplifies everything wrong with out copyright and trademark system. What’s worse is everyone knows and there are numerous proposed solutions to deal with it but congress literally doesn’t do shit unless you bribe and extort them so it’ll never change.

It seemed like the entire first half of that trailer was dudes reloading. Reloading is me least favorite part of a good shooter. Why would they highlight all of that reloading?

They will (not) eventually get around to it.

I have this trait. A good way to tell if a faction, race, class or loadout in any online multiplayer game is shit is of it’s my favorite. Without any fail I have a supersupernatural ability to be drawn to whatever is the most underpowered, underpopulated or under performing classes, races, factions, weapons or…

If that’s the Milky Way, and were are there then who took that photo?

There seems to be this trend in the AAA industry where everything needs to be super serious, gritty and painted entirely in shades of brown and gray. No one is allowed to laugh and everything is super serious because that some how make the experience more “mature” and “realistic”. Yet in my adult hood I frequently…

So let me get this straight. At any given moment my character can get shot and drop an F-bomb and the guy I’m getting a mission briefing from will likely also use some naughty language AND I can go out and shag/fuck/bang a hooker/prostitute but the mention of certain key words while on your magical sex and drug fuel…

Or Space Engineers.

Who knows. When a major AAA game can sell 8 million copies and still be considered a financial failure what constitutes as profitable anymore?