Hot take: that’s fucked up

Nah man, this guy is from 2008 twitter. Back when it was still weird and funny and not just a place to watch democracy collapse in real time.

I’ll take this guy over a vlogger

The account is actually fucking hilarious and mostly harmless.

If you know anything about “weird” twitter, you will know him. Otherwise it’s not surprising to know him, though he has had many “viral” tweets over the years, the best being his “I will face god and walk backwards into hell” tweet, literally a great line that was come up with by a shitposter because the zoo was…

He’s pretty legit

Oh no! I’m not angry. Was just trying to be a bit more absurd/weird/etc. because its a dril game. Didn’t mean to sound mad! sorry. 

eat shit

It’s really hard to keep secrets the more people that get involved.

Why wasn’t Dennis Haskins invited? I remember when he was on Mad Men! 

Diamond had burnt bridges that had him estranged from any kind of reunion for years. That’s why he wasn’t invited (along with Dennis Haskins) to the 2015 event on Fallon. Still, the interview with Lopez (which provided the picture Lopez posted) was in 2016. At this point, Diamond looked like he was really cleaning up…

So, good job, Christopher Nolan. You do know some things about, like, directing movies or whatever. I guess.

Bless these diamond-fisted boys

If a journalist hasn’t “look[ed] much into it,” then they shouldn’t report it let alone commentate on it.

She makes it look cool. I would look like a circus bear.

In your defense: a) the camera adds 10 pounds and subtracts 20 IQ points, b) he’s actually pretty good for a sportswriter and c) nobody is proud of the contemporary writers they liked in their 20s.  (I’m deathly afraid to revisit Tom Robbins for this reason.)

I’m only saying this because of the anonymity of the internet, and I’m confident no one can trace this (burner) account to my real identity. Because if what I’m about to admit about myself ever came out, I would lose my family, my friends, my career, everything. But I know it was wrong, and I deserve every bit of…

Oh yeah, I get that. I am a New England expat and folks in Canada introduce me as their friend “from Boston”. I am ok with that but I do think there’s a big distinction between saying “from Boston” for geographic purposes as opposed to identifying yourself as a “Bostonian”— especially using the “I’m a different kind…

You personally not caring about something ≠ “noone cares”

This Hilaria stuff is so fascinating. Like, girl...?