OOOOH. Edgy. 

Yeah I have better things to do in my life than waste time watching garbage just because it might be funny *consistently lays around after work watching the same Bob’s Burgers and American Dad episodes I’ve seen a million time on Adult Swim due to emotional weariness*

What in God’s holy name are you blathering about?

I want to hear the outtakes from Cox and Shane. “What the fuck am I reading about here?”

Will watch this just for Dakota Johnson. Mostly because I found her delightful in the Suspiria remake, and interviews in general. 

I honestly don’t see how this is weird. If you want weird, look at Kojima’s obsession with putting as many celebrity faces in this games as possible. That is weird. Ian McShane narrating the DD2 trailer is just good marketing.

“Use items frequently.”

I always got the feeling that the people who wanted these so-called “Destiny Killers” to succeed the most are Destiny players themselves. At this point we’re in a toxic relationship with the game, but nothing has come along that’s good enough to replace it. It’s like that ex that we keep going back to because when…

it’s not clear to us whether Herzog is offering a qualitative assessment of Gerwig’s movie, or genuinely speaking to its neon pink depiction of Barbieland, a world in which ostensibly happy “people” play out basic routines with no capacity for understanding any of the ennui or despair clawing at the edges of…

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Weird. It’s basically Elden Ring 2. They’ve spent 2 years developing it so it’s gonna be dozens of hours of content, not including increased replayablitiy of the whole base game + expansion. ER 2 would be 70 usd. This is 40usd. Seems pretty reasonable.

(Also, 70 dollars for a game is way too cheap. The price has been…

Maybe I’m just deadened to anything that isn’t truly deep hurting thanks to decades of MST3K and Rifftrax but this movie just seems bad in a mundane, boring way, while everyone is trying really hard to convince themselves it’s bad in a funny or super weird way.

The movie may suck something awful, and I don’t know that anybody actually wanted a Madame Web movie, but I pay even less attention to reviews now when so many are “look at me, I’m funny and clever!” attention seeking devices and the usual crowd upset about the rise of female characters in superhero movies, for one…

$8 million is low-budget for a professional feature with a unionized crew. Everyone knows it’s not some art school project because Alec Baldwin was involved. Movies with no-name actors and non-union crew like Son of Rambow are typically referred to as “micro-budget” or “ultra-low budget.” That’s just reality, so I’m…

In what way does “the finger of blame point solely at Gutierrez-Reed?” As the article discusses, Dave Halls already pleaded guilty for his role in the shooting. Baldwin is charged. So that’s at least three people who the “finger of blame” has pointed to.

“Worst ending in TV history” do you watch TV mate

“The SAG-AFTRA strike this summer was huge and important and powerful...”

I just hope Madame Web is fun-bad, like Venom, and not bad-bad, like Morbius. 

They also left out Carnivale. I loved True Blood but it’s a bad show! Which is part of what makes it enjoyable.

I usually don’t take too much stock in the order of lists like this because generating controversy is part of the fun. But this is honestly one of the worst lists of anything I’ve ever seen. The Wire and The Sopranos being one and two is fine, but everything else is bonkers. How could Curb Your Enthusiasm not even…