I'll be honest, I've never heard of Buffalo Chicken Dip before. I had to google it. It looks like a heart attack in a bowl.

Seriously. I just picture lunatics attacking some poor baked potato with chips.

I'm in knots thinking about Onion v. Queso. Now I know how poor Sophie must've felt.

I'm already dreading the inevitable Onion vs Guac showdown.

Honestly, I don't even understand what "Loaded Baked Potato Dip" is.

I WILL NOT BE MOLLIFIED UNTIL TZATZIKI'S DIGNITY IS RESTORED

Cleveland better watch out. If Bennett keeps this up, he'll soon be taking his talents to South Beach. No, not that South Beach, but the south beach of Lake Ladoga when he jumps to the Russian league.

I cannot believe Tzatziki isn't winning against fucking Ranch. Sort your shit out, people!

"He can't talk, but he was just smiling a lot and he was just fist pumping. They said as soon as we saw you jump, his face just lit up and he was just fist pumping and stuff so that made it so worth it for me," Torres said.

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If you can't find something to love about the NBA, I don't know what the hell to tell you. The only time my interest in the league wavered was during the horrible post-Jordan, pre-LeBron era of boring, unwatchable isolation basketball and Riley/Van Gundy "defense". As a Celtics fan, I didn't know whether to cheer…

Naturally, people are going to feel bad for her, but it's not so bad: she already has hep C.

Wow, she went with the Detroit mullet: vacant, graffitied business on the left, overgrown disgusting piece of property on the right.

So why doesn't she just go to a scalper?

Blessed are those that believe that my icon is properly centered; they shall inherit the next kinja IT job posting.

"Strong take."

Only if he was driving their bus.

This is also a poll asking for favorite sports. The polls asking how many people are strongly interested in a sport show basketball gaining on baseball steadily and soccer threatening hockey which is basically stagnant.

Pictured: What Sarah Palin Thinks Her Puke Looks Like

I can understand why Saban was so angry. Hanging out with her current sorority sisters really cut into her time for finding new sorority sisters for next year.