cm1983: [is born]

Big Bird: And now let's welcome our special guest. Say hello to Mr. Chris Berman, everyone!

At least the school didn't just put its head in the sand, like rivals Oregon State Technical Research Institute for Culinary Health.

Great. Next thing they're gonna tell us is Dan Snyder can't shoot threes for shit.

I think he and I could probably reach an understanding about women's stuff. His labor certainly pains me.

Anchor: Well, thanks, Mr. Pump. Anything else you'd like to tell the world?

- And, to be honest, Inconito's words are no big deal. No big deal.

"Big Papa Pump"

Man, the Florida sun has not been kind to Scott Steiner.

Wow, this guy's take is so hot he has to wear welding goggles.

"Ok, Roatti, you got this. Remember all the practice, all the time perfecting your form. Keep it simple. Imagine you are throwing a watermelon over a fence while wearing ski boots."

A lot of sports has lost its way, and I'm gonna tell you, part of the reason is because we've got women giving us directions. For some of you, this is going to come across as very misogynistic. I don't care, because I'm very right.

You came into my box. I didn't come into yours.

Only to the extent that blindly agreeing with racist dog-whistles and, in the process, denying yourself the pleasure of some good basketball is bad. Othewrise, you're sound as a pound.

So you're saying Andrew Bogut is the St. Louis Cardinals of the NBA.