Befitting his favorite team, the guy nicknamed his dick "the lead."

"Chief Blowing Buffalo would be proud."
- Dan Snyder

AND TO THINK WE ALMOST VOTED THIS ALONSO GUY INTO OFFICE YESTERDAY

Wat a bunch of compleet HORSESHIT!! Leave it to the libral meedia to try and take down one of the best offencive linemens the NFL has ever scene!! FOR WHAT?!! TELL ME!! Caus he gets emotional on the field of battel?! HES A LEADER!! Caus he tried to help his team by getting rid of a DRUG ATTIC?!! He should be rewarded…

We know which side has the beard, but to which of them are you giving the insufferable fans?

Leaks-a plenty!

F you, nerd-bot. Call me when you figure out where the g-spot is.

Perhaps the machines can still be beaten...with love.

That's a shame that Martin has such thin skin and this ended so badly. Pretty much everyone there loved Richie's fun and silly pranks, like the time he replaced an Oreo's filling with toothpaste and offered it to a teammate and then keyed that teammate's new Escalade. Such a fun goofball - people just need to…

At least Incognito can take "dirtiest player in the League" off his resume now.

Don't worry, Richie, in twenty years you won't even remember this or your name.

This kind of makes me want to die a Dodgers fan.

At least they scrapped the one where he explains "inner peace" in front of a giant Yin/Yang.

If it's a crime to shit down another man's throat, lock me up and throw away the key.