In that case, we need to re-rank...

Sonofabitch. I recommended your last comment before reading this "Nate Jackson Shut Up Punter" opus of a comment by you.
I'm not going to sugar coat it. I'm disappointed in you.

This would be a wash between your fascist hatred of pecans vs. your Christlike / Dalai Lamaesque enlightenment in ranking pumpkin almost as high it should be (which nobody ever does). But cherry? Go drown in a bucket of cough syrup.

♫ This list's my cherry pie

Ah, go take your cherry pit pie and eat it with your swift boating, tea bagging, non flip flop wearing friends.

I never realized you were dropped on your head as an infant until right this moment. So much has become clear.

I have never eaten a piece of pie in my life, but I can confirm that pecans are filth and making a pie out of them is like making a pie with trail mix: a baffling endeavor fit for the mad/bored.

I agree, shoofly pie tastes like garbage

if you had never heard of meringue before, upon delivery you would send your pie back and ask for whipped cream. FACT.

I see you've omitted blueberry because it's so much better than any pie on this list it wouldn't be a fair contest. You're a sporting man, Burneko. Carry on.

Cherry?! GTFO

Mincemeat is awful. Objectively it is awful.

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