This email is totally depressing to those of us intelligent, sensitive men who participated in fraternities. When I was a frat brother, yes we did drink, but we never, ever would "mack" or "hit on" girls that were past the point of good judgment. That's a horrible awful thing to do. In my frat, we learned a sense of…

Wow, this really does reflect the worst of college bro culture. It's unconscionable that there are college students out there who think that this behavior is okay.

Does this mean that we traded Tuesday Night Fights to Jezebel? Please tell me this means we traded Tuesday Night Fights to Jezebel.

It's true. Romo is infinitely complex and incapable of description.

Will Leitch is fine 11 months of the year, but I have to unfollow him in October because of #cardinals #ankiel #Cardsbaseball #bestfansinbaseball #cardinals #redbirds #musial #TheWizardofOZ #LaRussaIsTheBes... Oh, shut the fuck up, Leitch.

Gamboa hasn't held his breath this long since the time he did a 4-hour shoulder shrug.

What a glorious celebration. I never thought we'd see this day, the end of the Marlins 2013 season.

"Goddamnit. This shit again."

"I declared on the first date, I said, 'My job is my first priority. You will never be more important than my job for me."'

I prefer heating the corned beef and the sauerkraut in a skillet, putting it on the bread with the cheese and a moderate amount of dressing, and then grilling it. I like my bread grilled stiff so it does get soggy, and this gives the cheese enough time to melt thoroughly, and the meat stays warm.

The Foodspin post of my dreams. I've been searching for 25 years for the world's best Reuben, and even have a notebook dedicated to just this pursuit. It is indeed the greatest sandwich of them all, and one of the finest eating experiences, period. I am glad that you, Mr. Burneko, are just as hard-lined as I am…

Way too complicated. The simple version starts with raising your own cow. Locavore, duh. Then you hand-slaughter and process it before brining the brisket for a fortnight in the tears of orphan children and organic pickling spice. ONLY USE THE FINEST SALT.

So while this was happening you hopefully remembered to hoe…

Couldn't you substitute "Buddig" "corned beef" and "kraft swiss cheeze" slices? I mean, didn't we fight a war or some shit to make us more hoi polloi? :)