Well, FAU is almost a homophone for fail.

Counting...it is one of those things you need to iron out from Week 1 to Week 2.

Hey, Fidrych, I happen to think that my living with Hansen's means I have more to give Deadspin as a commenter, freely and without reservation.

Was that bad? It looked bad to me. Really bad. Like it should win a contest bad. I'd vote for it. Over and over and over and over. I think it even looks worse than some guy fumbling a ball.

Two Bucs for anything is the best deal a Redskin ever received.

Luckily for the Raiders, Jones escaped without injury. However, McFadden later separated his shoulder blowing out his birthday candles.

holy hell that is funny.

Jersey Shorn

I'm not gonna get all caught up in the skimpy outfits. As long as he keeps his tongue in his fucking mouth, I'm ok with it.

[in fetal position]

[convulsing]

Mr. Prisco: Ok boys! Gather up. We are going to play a little two-hand touch football. Petey, Joey, Johnny and Billy you’re on my team. Timmy, Tommy, Jimmy and Danny you’re with Mr. Williams.

Without the NFL, me Austin Collie no boinky ouch sad - feel sad room spin Austin SIT! sad

Without the NFL, what would you do on fall Sundays?

I liked the part when he smirked knowingly at the camera.