It's so odd that this guy got burned while deep-frying an onion in Montana. I would have bet my house he was in soviet Russia.

Phone: "beep boop boop"

Oh my God, that is hysterical. I literally am cracking up. What a ridiculous looking fucking face.

*vomits indiscriminately*

"Rio Bravo" is kicking ass on AMC right now. One of the only times I can stand John Wayne and his extraordinarily wooden acting.*

Outstanding. +1

You can't blame MJD for seizing the only opportunity he'll have to punch it in this calendar year.

Maurice Jones-Drew Will Not Face Charges

Huh, I love plum paste. I think might have just gotten a bad version there. It's very very tart.

Sea urchin. I love seafood, and people love that shit, but for me, it was a textural nightmare. It's like chewing a giant loogie that was spit into your mouth by a dolphin. Fucking horrifying.

they didn't even know he was showing up, that's actually the normal population density in Shanghai.

The Best Thing About These Finals: There Are No Goats

"Phil Mickelson doesn't know shit about choking."

Democrat: If you'll look here, you'll see where, however slight the correlation, the team with more players has an unfair advantage. What we should do is give the team with fewer members a 1.823 run to start. You know, as long as there's more Republicans.

Well, they didn't so much waive him as he turned into a giant insect.

Agreed