How did I miss this? It's great.

Heh, I posted this comment nearly two years ago, bub.

Who's a good boy? Who is a good boy? Who's the best doggy? WHO IS A GOOD BOY? NUMBER FIFTEEN - WHO IS A GOOD BOY? SAY MY NAME, NUMBER FIFTEEN! WHO. IS. A. GOOD. BOY. THAT'S RIGHT, NUMBER FIFTEEN. KEEP WALKING.

No, guys, this is all a huge misunderstanding. It has recently been understood by casual observers of Cleveland basketball that lazily chucking the ball at the basket from just about anywhere on the floor while playing awful defense and having virtually no positive impact on the team's winning percentage is the…

That is just hilarious. +1

Well, this story isn't about me. Earlier this year I went to the Wizards/Raptors game at Verizon Center. The Wizards played terribly. In the second half they were down double-digits and the home crowd was growing frustrated and restless. As catastrophically disorganized defensive sequences piled up, the crowd turned…

If that's not the single most boring, anticlimactic thing I have ever seen, it's only because I watched the actual Super Bowl.

A full half of that shit ain't no dip. Pepperoni Pizza dip? Fuck you, Foodspin. Way to ruin 2014.

You are the worst thing ever. +1

Hee!

Come on. Nobody takes Otterhounds seriously. You're either an Otter or you're a Hound. You can't have it both ways, Mr. Fluffers.

That's great. +1

While I'm relieved to hear he was beaten out of her, I am nonetheless shocked to discover she had Dan Snyder living in her nose.

The sad irony is the kid who sat next to him in first grade was actually named Assbutt Microwang.

. . . what?

First of all: what. And second of all: WHAT?!

Screw you pal, I ain't going nowhere!

You!

Any truth to the rumor that pizza - any old pizza - tastes very very slightly better when eaten with a knife and fork? As Chinese food tastes better when eaten with chopsticks? And that I'm going to saw your shrieking head off and bury it in my septic tank?

How aware do you think the people inside these franchises are of the way they are publicly perceived, and how much do they care? Do Dan Snyder and Tony Wyllie know that they are succeeding at nothing so much as reinforcing the popular notion that they're completely dysfunctional and insane? Their PR message seems to…