+1

Hee! +1

One half of all Alabama fans: [shakes head] Man them dang boys done fucked a pig in that Suguh Bowl y'all.

I like the idea of civil rights being "crap" and "nitpicky" compared to the important work of playing a football game.

You complete jackass.

+1

You goof. +1

Ha!

That's amazing. +1

[dying]

How did I miss this? This is the perfect "Idiot" joke.

I'm calling bullshit on this list on the grounds that it is pathetically under-underexplained. What's with the introductory paragraph? Way to sell out, Underexplained Lists.

That's unreal.

Hee!

The description of the assailants goes on to mention their stupid accents, largely exaggerated rugged blue-collar identity, and obvious and embarrassing shared inferiority complex. Officers are advised to arrest all Philadelphia sports-fans immediately, everyone else hopes.

This is great.

I love this. +1

Hoc-key?