Friend of mine made this. ETA: whoops wasn't supposed to be a reply to you but imma leave it anyway.

I want Petyr/Sansa to turn into a terrifying power couple a la House of Cards.

Yeah! It's bru-SKETT-a, right? Love me some of those.

If i could star this more than once, I would.

You're speaking to a group of women, many of which have been sexually assaulted. Rapists are no scare tactic that we employ; for us, they have names, faces, and very real lives that intertwine with our own.

I know where my rapist goes to school, and I know which bars he frequents. I know who he's friends with, and I…

"Oh you think your house is so great you lock it when you go out? Get over your damn self"

uh...

#NotAllRacists

I know you're not a lawyer C.A. So i'll understand your ignorance at the importantence of the "Finders Keepers, Losers Weepers" precedent establish by the Supreme Court in the hotly contested case of Rubber v Glue.

The Whogency will find you. I will tap dance on your grave the longest and ascend the ranks of Whovians to rule as their Queen. I will also make out with an alien who is actually my mother's heart beat before my mother was even born. Robots obsessed with Michael Jackson will declare war on a planet in which there is…

Ladies and gentlemen, Lake Bell:

Y'ALL. (mic drop)

Welp, there goes the rest of my night

I'm sure there are uglier dresses than this one, but who the hell wants to walk down the aisle looking like a bedazzled clove of garlic?

COME AT ME, BRO!

AHHH FEETS FEETS FEEEEEEEETS! I LOVE THEM!!!!

Here's our wrinkley on his first day home. Look at those toes! (His tummy feels like silk).

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