I once knew a Catholic family who referred to their kids as Leaky, Sneaky, and the Rhythm Twins.
Your move, Reynolds.

You just want to see the inevitable fallout.

that’s not underwear though. those are soffe shorts, about 2-3 sizes too small... but they’re shorts.

I hate all pad/tampon adverts that do not depict the truth about periods...

Nah, it’s fine. It’s EASY to make fun of, and deserves criticism for the Manic Pixie Dream Girl stuff, but making a big deal out of hating Garden State is almost as lame as loving it and thinking it’s the best movie ever.

It’s a joke?

If I were Sofia I would eat those fucking embryos on toast like they were fucking caviar.

Jesus always struck me as the crossfit type.

Don't get the love for Burts Bees, all it feels like to me is wax on lips and nothing else.

Don't get the love for Burts Bees, all it feels like to me is wax on lips and nothing else.

Is that etched onto a stone tablet at the top of a mountain somewhere? Did someone make that law and I missed it? Anyone who believes in gender equality is a feminist in my book, and no one owns the term. And by the way, if it is suddenly "trendy", you do realize that's a good thing, right? I mean, I understand…

Last time I checked, being a feminist is about the doctrine advocating social, political, and all other rights of women equal to those of men. It says nothing about it being a girls club or anything like that

Are people never allowed to grow and evolve in their perspectives? When I was 17-20, I regularly espoused my beliefs that civil unions were fine, being trans was all made up nonsense, that abortion was wrong,and that affirmative action is bullshit.

Good plan. Zombies can't get in without a card.

She wrote to DC Comics about this, which tweeted at her, "Thanks, Rowan. We agree, we're working hard to create more superhero fun for girls!"

I'm ethnic, too. Ethnically Polish, that is. This is the skin color of my people:

Honestly never thought I'd feel so alone and ashamed loving cantaloupe. I'm just gonna let my freak flag fly on this one. CANTALOUPE ROCKS.

Oh and to post on behalf of my husband, he gave himself a concussion on our homemade slip-n-slide that was actually a 100ft long piece of painters plastic. I had suggested putting an inflatable pool at the bottom but he said it wasn't necessary and went hard into that metal fence. I'm not sure if this was dumb,…

Wait...do other people NOT accidentally punch themselves in the face frequently?

I once severed my tongue (did you know they could reattach those?) in a library, on the first day after their renovations (I ended up volunteering there 15 years later, it was apparently legend.) I tripped and bit it clear off.

I feel like 95% of Tracy Moore's posts are jokes that are just above my head. Logging in to a hook-up app with the intent to evaluate the fuckability of other potential partners is not the same thing as noticing a good-looking person on the street.