You keep insisting she's fucking someone else. Because a woman is always fucking someone. And if it isn't the man who is right there offering then it is someone else. It just couldn't be that the lazy sod she's married to has de-evolved into a lump who thinks foreplay consists of "hey, how 'bout it?" A woman/wife is…
I miss Daria. :,(
Aren't there some birds going unwatched somewhere? Chillax, bud.
All the women in my family started super early, like at 8 years old. So I got the talk and pad demo around that time. Well, freaky deaky me didn't get her first period until age 14. So, I had forgotten some of the finer points. Like the fact that you are supposed to put the adhesive side of the pad in your underwear.…
I was 12. Language Arts class. An out loud reading of The Outsiders. Cramps. Confusion. Dampness. Bathroom. Makeshift toilet paper pad. Return to classroom. Desperate search for emergency pad Mom always said I should carry. Finally found it. Stay gold, ponyboy...
You might be on to something though. Cat cafe AT the shelter. There's a distinct lack of warm beverages at my local SPCA.
Protip: roll in catnip first!
Everyone is blowing this is off as some weird fetish-y thing and missing Mark's larger point: this is becoming normal. Let me repeat that again: hardcore, extreme and often dangerous sexual acts, overwhelmingly involving women, are becoming more and more normalized. Things that should be seasoned fetishes and…
RIGHT????? My Trekkie heart went from Impulse power to Warp speed. Set phasers to EXCITE.
To be fair though, any actor who isn't Clive Owen is gross and annoys me.
This is from Next Stop Greenwich Village:
Woah. I'm from Vermont so maybe that explains it but I have never actually heard that! Cool.
My Motorola Razr flip phone would look nice in this house.
Cersei and Jaime
Get out.
