Bigotry is like potato chips - nobody hates just one.

Your paragraph of Matthew McConaughey's home life deserves a comedy award.

My mind is blown that ANYone can think Gary Oldman sucks. Gary Oldman RULES EVERYTHING. INCLUDING CELEBRITIES READING MEAN TWEETS.

Whoa, whoa, whoa! Whoa.

Me too! I had my nose done about 7 years ago and am so glad I did and perfectly happy to tell anyone if it ever comes up in conversation. It was all about what I wanted - it made me happy and more confident and I feel like it looks the way it should now. In my mind, it's no different from coloring your hair,…

Once I ran to you (I ran)

I had a nose job a few years ago. I had a bump removed. It always bothered me. I saved up the money. Do not regret. I tell most people about it too, and it seems to normalize plastic surgery a bit for them. Like oh, really? Hmmm... Ok. Moving on.

Isn't that Buscemi in the Adventures of Pete & Pete?

I'm fine with a little beef in my taint—I just don't like taint in my beef, AMIRITE LADIES!!?!?!?!?!?!!? [crumples to floor, face twisted in silent scream]

Fuck you Imma eat all the food.

If you're buying any store-bought hummus other than Sabra, you are fucking your life up.

Not all food.

Lindy. That anal joke.

Oooo. I found my next Spam recipe adventure, now that they have Jalapeno Spam on store shelves.

Right?? I would have had his fucking head on a platter! I know, easy for me to say but, what.the.everlovin.fuck???

I know! I was shocked when I read that part. She suspected they were "sexually involved." That's ABUSE!

In a weird way that's the bonus of being a part of a gigantic uber-mega corp, maybe. Like, Altria or Unilever or Cyberdyne whatever it is they call themselves now is far too big to care what one scrappy intern is doing on one tiny social arm of the industrial-foods octopus. Shine on, you crazy diamond.

This seems to me to be more of a problem with the mother, thinking that a relationship with a 15 year old could ever be consensual. I wonder if she ever even reported it, which certainly could be difficult if she was here illegally, but at least from the reports so far, it sounds more like the mother was angry they…

Seems like the mother wasn't too concerned about her daughter making plans to run off with the man if she complained to the neighbors and suspected there was a sexual relationship between the two and didn't do a blessed thing to stop it. Her 15 YEAR OLD!