This is just the ultimate Revenge of the Nerds situation. Now you've got all of these P85D owners running around the countryside taking everybody's lunch money. It's a hell of a thing.

Boys (and girls) at that age cry all the time when they lose. To read sexism into this and gloat about it by calling it "male tears" as if these boys where women hating MRA's is ridiculous. It's the tone that is unsettling here to me.

So, we're now making fun of 11 year old boys crying, because "real boys" don't cry, right? A group of girls, getting coached by a guy with semi-pro coaching experience beats a few boy's teams and instead of congratulating them, you make this about male tears, the males being little boys themselves. Way to uphold the…

Working on it. Hold tight.

There are different levels of squishy. I am very squishy compared to Kaleb.

Hmmm.. While it may be possible to dismiss this woman as a nutter..

"Bel-Z-Bulb Automotive Lighting Company"

When I lived in Chicago, I used to drive around claiming any useful items people would leave in "their" parking spaces. You left that chair in a public street all day? Sorry, chump, that means it's not yours anymore.

I bought a 2013 (factory order) and I was so worried that the '14s would come out and I'd have terrible buyer's remorse. They discontinued the blue paint and de-contented it enough that I was perfectly happy with my purchase.

I can literally hear the toilet flushing that contains the money I spent buying our (used) 2012 Volt.

Their parents were troubled by the same thought. Fortunately, that's when the doctor came in to ask about circumcision . . .

And "I'm allergic to crunchy. But not crispy."

Well, the system is set up so idiots get a sense of superiority. More distressing, actually, is that Yelp's business model is that they essentially sell top spots on their site to businesses that will pay, and (I don't know the details but) I run a business on Yelp and they told me they would get rid of some of our…

This isn't me, but it was a guy I was dating at the time. We had vermicelli for dinner. There was one little dried bit of vermicelli stuck to the botom of the pot. Boyfriend, who was always cleaning pots and pans with his hands first to "save sponges" (WTF even is that) was cleaning it and decided to scrape the piece…

Low-ass bridges hate rental trucks.

It's almost hilarious that when the NYPD sat around brainstorming ways to prove how necessary they are to the daily functioning of the city they came up with, "Stop writing tickets for bullshit petty offenses and harassing people on the sidewalks, that'll show 'em! They'll come crawling back to lick our boots after a…

Disagree. Two year olds are shorter than line of sight for most rearview mirrors. Unless your car was slammed there are plenty of scenarios where a toddler could wander behind your car and you wouldn't see them at all.

My MR2 doesn't have cup holders, but I DO use it as a coffee shop