Hey, if broadcast engineer Jeff Goldblum can hack a swarm of UFOs with a PowerBook...

I am Canadian of Nordic/European descent, and I have a very poor tolerance for heat. I remember driving through Omak WA when it hit 109°. A few years back I flew home from Cancun and I stepped off the plane wearing a t-shirt and it was only 3°C (37°F) and I felt so relieved.

With the current housing boom and house values doubling and tripling, I'm sure these people would be fine with their property taxes also doubling or tripling...

The real crime here is there wasn’t enough notice for Taco Bell to float another bullseye out to the ocean...

Supercharger is a Level 3 charger

Must be voiced by Robert Picardo too...

I’m here to keep you safe, Sam

Pity that the P6 (aka Pentium Pro) is not RISC.  That and the fact that they were drooling over a Powerbook always bugged me.

I would guess that they have to size the transformer according to the total available output of your array assuming you switched off all the loads in your house.

The golf course I previously worked at had a pump house that upgraded from one 10HP booster pump to three, which necessitated an upgrade from a 60A service to 200A. Electric company was involved due to the need to replace several hundred feet of buried cable that fed into the meter.

I've seen SDSL modems that bragged about being able to connect over a couple thousand feet of barbed-wire fence.

“since satellite internet providers HughesNet and Viasat already provide service to that area”

This will soothe your sanitary needs:

My wife (a nurse) didn’t believe the 10 year thing.

Funny thing is there were mask mandates back in 1918. Wearing a mask was seen as a civic duty. There were anti-mask groups then too, but they were considerably more civil than their modern counterparts.

I’m leaning more towards Jake Busey...

You’re neglecting the 3rd dimension... NYC has over 7000 high-rise buildings. How many in Sturgis?

Never realized they had a pool...

... or roofers, pilots, garbage collectors, ironworkers, linemen, truck drivers, or construction laborers (all statistically more dangerous than being a police officer)

Fill it full of water then freeze it.