Obviously designed by somebody else and Trump is simply taking credit...

Obviously. Your point being?

Actually here they can nail you for DUI if you’re found drunk within 2 hours of driving or boating. Talk about extreme over-correction...

People say: “I don’t care if they’re black, white, purple, or green.”

It always bugged me that they had Christopher Plummer speaking in English instead of Klingon for the duration of ST6... /s

Make up your mind, dude, is he gonna shit or is he gonna kill us?

I could swim just fine as a child. As a lanky adult my buoyancy is non-existant, making it nigh-impossible to swim in freshwater. My wife didn’t believe me until I showed her that I sink like a rock when I try to “starfish” at the pool.

I’ve been driving a Volt for 6.5 years. When it came out it was really the only one of it’s kind.

The tarts do taste kinda shitty...

Props to Elon for giving away the Lambo-esque package free of charge... 

Diesels don’t like to be turned on/off? Better tell that to CAT who is retrofitting start/stop tech on 1500HP engines used on frac pumps and the like. I suspect Cummins has similar stuff in the works

Nah, can’t get any more American than Goodyear G159s...

If I glued your feet to the wall you should have no problem staying horizontal right? I mean your legs are "rated" to support your body weight...

Nah, the police never get around to asking for dashcam footage until at least a month after the fact...

It’s pretty obvious:

54" = 4 1/2 American number plates or 2 2/3 European number plates

We’re paying $1900 /mo plus utilities for a 850 sq/ft townhouse.

Funny thing is I can remember back in the ‘90s when somebody dumped a couple hundred car batteries in an abandoned mine around here. Nowadays the methheads are swiping them for the $10 recycling fee.